Note: I wrote this in 2013. It seems too irreverent
in places when I look back, and not quite in the way that I’d like, but
maybe it’s kind of amusing anyway?
Disclaimer: just because a significant number of
people in group A (esp. of a certain race/ethnicity) also have quality B
does not mean that (i) all or most people of group A have quality B or
(ii) people of group A who do not have quality B are in any way strange
or inferior.
In other words, stereotypes are stupid; don’t apply them to real
people.
The stereotypical “Asian” (a person from “Asia”, a mythical faraway
continent consisting of two countries, China and Japan) is too
hard-working, gets disowned for any grade below an A, has
infinitesimally thin eyeslits, and pronounces L’s and R’s
identically.
jumps at opportunity to find and use .gif seen on Reddit without
understanding any context
The internet says the L/R thing is mostly due to Japanese having only
a single sound somewhere in between those two. Wikipedia has a page on
Japanese phonology which seems to support this. Still, Wikipedia
articles on phonology all consist of giving every sound a long
incomprehensible name, such as the “apical postalveolar flap undefined
for laterality” for the Japanese sound discussed above, and I’m not
Japanese, so don’t take my word for it.
Mandarin Chinese (blatantly ignoring the myriad dialect variations)
has a perfect L sound (ㄌ) and an R sound (ㄖ) that is only a little
different. Of course, there are people who still pronounce them
identically, but it’s not common — generally, the language teaches L’s
and R’s well. Right?
Nikoli
Slitherlink
+ Masyu
hybrid; I don’t know who first put them together but combinations like
this aren’t rare.
Draw a loop through vertices that cannot intersect itself; each
number indicates how many of the four edges around it are drawn; the
loop must pass through all large dots, and it must go straight through
white dots while turning either before or after (or both), while it must
turn on black dots without turning either before or after.
mathgrant’s
hybrid type: a Fillomino (write a number in every empty cell so that
every group of cells with the same number that is connected through its
edges has that number of cells) where each tetromino has had their 4s
replaced by one of L, I, T, or S describing their shape, and they obey
the rules of LITS — they can touch if they are not congruent, they must
all be connected, and their squares cannot form a 2x2 block.
So winter vacation started and parents had planned a trip to southern
Taiwan, to get closer to nature and walk around and stuff.
Also, the MIT Mystery Hunt, the absolute granddaddy of all the other
puzzlehunts in terms of age, structure, and size, happened this weekend.
Originally, I didn’t have a team and just planned to look at the puzzles
after they got archived and try solving some puzzles read the
solutions while constantly thinking, “How could anybody ever solve
that?” Because of that, I wasn’t planning to even bring my laptop at
first; then I could force myself to study some long-overdue ring theory
during the nights. I was taken aback by a private message on Saturday
morning from somebody with many different names inviting me to
remote-solve for Random Thymes.
Sometimes, a sentiment randomly appears in my brain. I wonder about
it. There’s a draft I’ve worked on because I’m trying to get something
out of my bubble. My emotions are confusing and they need to be
released.
And after a few sentences, they’ve been released, but the post’s not
out there because I want to polish it. First it’s just a look-over for
typoes or grammar, then maybe I want to get the flow of the sentences
right or cut down the embarrassing bits.
Then, on the third read-over, I don’t know why I’m writing it
anymore.
This is another
MellowMelon’s
Double Back. Briefly, draw a closed loop through all square centers
visiting each bold-outlined area twice. Shaded cells do not influence
solving, only aesthetics.
It’s mostly easy, I think. It’s okay if you don’t know what the theme
means. (Yes, chao, I want more contrib points.) Also, WordPress seems to
have stopped automatically linking images to their files. Hmm.
It’s been a while, hasn’t it? This is something I constructed
semi-experimentally to stop failing at an entire genre of puzzles, and
then procrastinated posting just about forever. I only test-solved this
on paper; I hope I didn’t do anything silly while digitizing.
Rules paraphrased from USPC because I can’t find any good links:
Write each of the given words into its own snail; letters must be
entered from the outside of the snail spirally inward. Not all squares
will be used; squares with “-” must stay blank. Each letter can appear
at most once in each row and column.
Okay I don’t actually know how this pointless rambling got so long. I
know the longer it is the more people will just tend to skim, because I
do that all the time. So I went back and refactored—er, rewrote all the
somewhat tangential bits (wow these puns are too easy) into footnotes.
Manually. Obviously if I have to do this again I’ll write a script for
it. But the post is still really long, and I bet nobody will read the
whole thing. Oh well.
Life updates: I got out of the hospital Friday two-and-a-half weeks
ago, went to the preliminaries of NPSC (a national team programming
contest) with classmates, threw up a lot, went back into the hospital,
and came out again. I wrote a lot of stuff about the experience and how
much it sucked (hint: a lot) when I started this draft around
that time, but now putting so much detail in this post feels weird. I’m
mostly good now.
Three years ago NPSC was the only programming contest I really knew
of; now I’ve participated in quite a few more, both online and locally,
but it’s still the only contest I’ve entered that gives you real-time
verdicts. I believe it inherits this from being modeled after ACM-ICPC,
but that’s for college people and I’m less clear on how it works. All
the other contests, namely
TopCoder,
CodeForces,
USACO, and the other local individual
competition (there doesn’t appear to be an English name so for the
purpose of this post I’ll just call it “Nameless Local”; there’s a
nation-wide competition in one-and-a-half weeks!), have system tests
after the contest that don’t allow you to resubmit afterwards.1 They all give pretests that you get
to know about right away, just to catch super-silly non-algorithmic
mistakes like failing to remove the debug statements or reading input
from the wrong place, but these contain weak test cases and don’t
guarantee that the solution will pass the system tests and get full
score.
Okay, I give up. Here it is:
Gridderface
is a (quoting the project description, which I wrote anyway so whatever)
“keyboard inferface for marking grid-based puzzles in Java” that I’ve
been working on for too long. It is open-source under the GPL v3.
Basically, it’s a thing you can paste logic puzzle images into to
solve them in, like people do in Paint, when you can’t or don’t want to
print them. As the description explained, it’s meant to be used in a
very keyboard-intense way, because I’m that kind of guy. Also, I get a
lot of time the computer without either a printer or a mouse, and
drawing things (particularly e.g. numbers in Fillominos) on trackpads
sucks. Still, the mouse is perhaps usable.
Noticed this at meander
lawn who has a really broad puzzle blogroll… I don’t really know
what I’m doing and may have misinterpreted something, but here goes.
(Ahahaha puzzle 33 on 11/22… I wish it was intentional :P)
Draw a path through square centers which enters and exits through the
given places. Outside the “ice barns” (the gray things), the path may
turn freely but may not self-intersect; inside “ice barns” the path may
self-intersect but may not turn. Each ice barn (not necessarily every
cell but every region, I think) must be passed over. The path must pass
through each given arrow in the given direction.